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Baddest 2oon yet,

This is the worst 2oon yet, it got absolutely no graphics, no style, I gave sound a one because of the work that Powerstar did making all that noise. It was complete rubbish, next time make something moving!!! Not just bad quality pics, or REALLY bad animated sticks. You should be ashamed for making such bad quality movies. 'What do you do?' 'I make really bad quality flash movies to piss other people off' Wow, nice way to get a girlfriend. Make some quality movies! Now!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

lol! Do you think I'm trying to get a girlfriend from the internet? Is that your aim with your movies? I think that the ladies would be disappointed!

Bad as always,

'You gave this entry a 1, lowering its score from 2.9474 to 2.9088!
If this movie is blammed you will get a BLAM point!' Wow, just wow, I can't believe it, I just can't believe it. I've seen enough daily 2oons, come up with a new way to annoy people like me, and no I wil NOT participate in trying to save this movie! Why I vote 1 instead of zero. Cus this movie deserves a one! Nothing more, nothing less. But that's only Fourstar to deserve the one, the rest is 0 material as always. If fourstar worked harder on his game, it might make it on its own. But well, now it's in a stupid daily 2oon... Please, reviewers, be realistic, 1 movie sucks, 3 others suck even more! I just can't stand this anymore...

TheStarSyndicate responds:

tldr

O, my, God

A daily 2oon I would give a passing vote too, but that's only because of Vawzstar's sound sample which he hasn't made so actually I shouldn't, but still, I even grinned when that guy talked about shit! The rest of the movies were really bad as always, too boring and no-good-animation... But lol, that guy was funny!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

vote 5 next time, old chap!

Sorry,

but the Daily 2oons still suck imo, the graphics of -GFC- weren't that good, and the rest sucked even more, Vozz's was two keyframes with a song playing in the background. Twostar had very bad graphic (only a grey line moved) and the sound quality was really bad! Threestar wasn't even finished! Why on EARTH would I want to see a flash that isn't finished! Overall, 4 blam material movies in one, still blam material for me...

TheStarSyndicate responds:

oh no

It was okay

I loved the music,
text was okay too, however you missed how well the preloader looks, if there isn't any, i blam without even watching, also very big sizes have 1/2 chance of being a big pile of shit.
interactivity got a 5 because one time i clicked to get the movie before winamp and i clicked next to continue bar but it continued anyway, good points you got there.

Potski responds:

Glad you liked the music, it's one of my favorites. The preloader point is good, but sometimes It can be misleading, as is the big file sizes, although they can't go over 5mb. The continue is a button, so you don't have to click on the actual words to continue, though I admit the button was a bit too long on the right. Thanks.

Nice movie

But ESPN isn't form EA
Plus, I found all the sports games from EA very good. To rate them is very difficult, because it's almost the same game as last year. They are the best there are. I can't find a better hocky game, American Football game, basketball game then NFL, Madden and NBA. The problem is they put it out every year with slight improvement. If they quit doing that. They will reign all consoles. The fact is they don't and rating is damn hard. Also, Buying other developers isn't a bad thing. Look at burnout 3: point of impact. Excellent game, now from EA, with the money EA gave to the developers of burnout (lost the name) they could make a better game than ever was possible if they were on their own. It's a good movie. the point to it is clear. And now my point is (hopefully) also clear.

TFX responds:

EA just acquired exclusive rights to the ESPN franchise for the next 15 years.

EA doesn't try to compete, they just buy them out. Kinda like Microsoft, except now there's no competition at all.

I gave it what it deserved

A one, now if everyone would do that newgrounds wouldn't be full of this easy made crap!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Diarrhea is defined as loose, watery, and frequent stools. Diarrhea is considered chronic (ongoing or prolonged) when you have had loose or frequent stools for longer than four weeks.

First daily toon I like

Good job!
Its the first reasonable daily toon! I love the music, its from mario's rpg right? The memories...
Also the voices were nicely done, letsa go!
However subtitles should be han...
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Abrupt ending, huh? Thats the only thing I hated about this movie! :D.
Good job!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

The full version will be coming to a newgrounds near you in the near future B)

Seriously

This aint a flash, its some text with music, put this on the bbs or something. This a shitty flash movie, and you know it, so PLEASE stop submitting this crap, also there should be a rule in the rules when you submit: Do not submit crap entries with the intent to give users "free save points"

TheStarSyndicate responds:

people don't read the topic on the BBS. This is the best way to make my point to everyone.

Not so good

It had to little animation, to little frames per second, do you understand, nothing REALLY moves, you got to work on that, also the text was too fast, make balloons or something. The violence was quite good, but also too little animation to be really good. I didn´t laugh once but maybe its just not my kind of humor. Work on all this and you´ll make 3,00-3,50 movie!

Telekenetikus responds:

thx 4 the review

<3

HAHA!

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